Hello, my name is Julie and I'm an addict.

My drug of choice? Farmville with a Farm Town chaser. I swear that if I spent the time exercising that I spend farming I would look anorexic.

Did you know that the more neighbors you have the bigger the farm you can own? And I just don't understand this but not everyone I know wants to farm. Go figure. Actually, I had no desire to farm until Jeff's Aunt Serena wore me down. She would not take no for an answer. So, I joined in.

And then the trouble began. I wasn't satisfied with my tiny farm. I needed more neighbors. Or co-dependents as I refer to them. When I ran out of 'real' friends, I made up friends. I am now managing my farm and my fake friends', Doug and Jennifer's farms. That's SEVEN farms all together.

I've never considered myself a competitive person but Jeff is and will readily admit it. His competitiveness has worn off on me. I began farming weeks before him and was out of work for three months but he's still just a few points behind me. But the best part is... I have mastered nine crops. I think he has five. Ha ha ha ha!

Wow, I just reread this. I'm sure that most of you think I'm nuts. I may have to agree with you.

P.S. Sorry this was so sloppily written but I've got crops to harvest.